Do You Know The Muffin Man?

Mason: "Muffins for breakfast? Again?"

Me: "Well, yes. I thought you like them."

Mason: "You're right. I love muffins. I especially love to crumble them into little pieces."

Me: "I know, I get to clean it up."

Mason: "Mmmm, smells good."

Mason: "Wait. Is that a hair?"

Me: "Sure looks like a cat hair to me. Must have come from your hand. Maybe you should stop pulling Kinnick's fur out."

Mason: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Mason: "I love you, muffin."